Sunday, May 22, 2011

The Rapture has been canceled until further notice ...

Huh - look at that ... we're still here.
Mr. Camping must be feeling pretty sheepish right about now.
The Cosmic Cancellation must mean God has decided to leave us to our own devices. Can't say that I blame Him - would you want us crashing the Pearly Gates?!
But, never fear, all you Dooms-Day addicts ... there's always the looming possibility that the scientists at the Large Hadron Collider may succeed in creating a Black Hole stable enough to make Saturday's disappointment moot.
There are all kinds of ways the world could end, and frankly I think we're doing a pretty competent job of this without Divine Intervention. ( Cynical? Yup ).
Stay tuned ...

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